The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

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AdzyW
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The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

Postby AdzyW » 04 March 2016, 16:15

While we wait for the beta, enjoy this entirely original song.

Who commands his own Starship and sails through space?
CAP-TAIN NECK-BEARD
Whose hair's on his neck and not on his face?
CAP-TAIN NECK-BEARD
If daring adventure is something you crave
CAP-TAIN NECK-BEARD
Then go somewhere else! (he's not very brave)
CAPTAIN NECKBEARD, CAPTAIN NECKBEARD
CAPTAAAIIIIN NECKBEEEEAAAAARD!

Lots of love, AdzyW
The Original "Kaptin Nekkbeerd"
Wot yu meen yu've not 'erd a me! I's Famous I is!

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Re: The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

Postby Owl » 04 March 2016, 16:32

Lol, gave me a good laugh; thanks AndzyW Read it in the voice of a choir of burly sailors. You will not be dissapointed.

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Re: The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

Postby Imperator5 » 04 March 2016, 17:53

The Nuk-tok theme song is good too. Neck-beardity!
http://forum.battlefleetgothic-armada.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=621

Please help me change skirmish to be customisable. Its very important for PVE players.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=515 Mod idea.

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Re: The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

Postby AShepard » 04 March 2016, 18:11

As a man with a handsome neckbeard I find this insulting, and will petition Obama to have this taken down.

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Re: The Ballad of Captain Neckbeard

Postby Demoulius » 04 March 2016, 20:29

haha nice one :D


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