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LordSmurf
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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby LordSmurf » 26 April 2016, 17:20

Gotcha :)

German Version
Campaign Round 23
4th Eldar Quest Mission
Mission Name: Notruf (Maybe "Call for Help")
In the Info screen before the battle it says 600pts Battle
Then you can select 600 Points in Ships
Eldar ally only has a Void Stalker and a LC
Crushing Abaddon
Then this
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Killed much more Chaos Ships this time ;)

Btw.: Thx for the request got the Achievment this time :D

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/t60G2Oe.jpg

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Magni » 26 April 2016, 18:23

Had the Sword of Sacrilege as an assassination target and killed her at the last second as she was jumping out by torpedoing and ramming her rightup the stern with my Retribution. Cue the warp rift opening and swallowing the huge mass of exploding wreckage. Tzeench musta been slightly surprised. :mrgreen:

Next mission, I out-orked some Orks and rammed one of their BCs simultaneously from both sides.

Oh, and I got the "Stare into the Abyss" achievement by accident. Extra irony, the ship doing it was the Armor of Contempt, a tank-oriented Lunar that was my first cruiser in the campaign and the onlyship that went all the way to level 10 by the end. Nothing could kill that old lady, not even after I dared fate like that.

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby VoltanKeppler » 27 April 2016, 15:56

LordSmurf wrote:Gotcha :)

German Version
Campaign Round 23
4th Eldar Quest Mission
Mission Name: Notruf (Maybe "Call for Help")
In the Info screen before the battle it says 600pts Battle
Then you can select 600 Points in Ships
Eldar ally only has a Void Stalker and a LC
Crushing Abaddon


Thanks for your devotion, this curse will be removed in the next patch.

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Beernchips » 27 April 2016, 16:11

Pretty sure there is the same thing in the mission where you have to protect Inquisitor ship (not the mission in asteroid field, the mission when he loses engines and shields)

I remember having something like -100 renown as "bonus"
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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Puchert » 27 April 2016, 17:16

not game related BUT, i think its amusing


I meet a nice girl a few weeks ago on a tabletop-battle. she battled my mechanicum army with her tau force. afterwards we decided to have matches more often, because in her town, there are not so many players. so i asked her where she lived (apperently just an hour away from me) but the name of it explained everything......


i mean what other army could you play in a town like this? :

https://www.google.no/maps/place/Tau,+4 ... af556e6f51
"We fight & we die in the name of the Emperor. This is how its always have been - and ever will be!
We are the Death Korps of Krieg & we will hold the line!!"

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Shuul » 29 April 2016, 10:33

Had this yesterday.
Playing 2 INs in 2v2 against orks and eldars.
1st moment: ork launches 6 torpedoes, eldar battlecruiser makes boost just in front of ork cruiser "collecting" all 6 torpedoes, blowing apart.
2nd moment: just a second before ork cruiser goes RED BUTTON eldar cruiser boosts in front of it so it gets smashed between ork ship and my battleship.
Note for future: smart and dumb cant work together.

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby angelshard » 30 April 2016, 00:41

Had a cruiserclash as imperial vs ork.

After about 4 minutes I have a damaged dauntless with no weapons and he has a hammer with a bit less than half health.

I start to warp out and he decides to ram me. The instant he hits the damage takes him below 40% and the ship instubordinates. I cancel my warp and watch as he curses, unable to do anything. Got me a win from certain defeat.

Morale of the story, never go pirate without a squik on your shoulder.

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Jarrid » 04 May 2016, 08:59

I was playing orks yesterday v eldar on about 450 points, I had 4 Light Cruisers and the other guy had a bunch or torp/pulsar LC's and pulsar escorts.

I decided to play it dumb and go in a straight line, and he fell for it and flanked me and started follwoing up behind. I waited till he got just into firing range and micro warp jumped every cruiser 180 degrees behind me then smashed the big red button. I dropped 2 LC's and 2 escorts in about 4 seconds flat as he just didn't have to time to get out of the way of the ram, broadsides and assaults.

I think he gave up after that as his last LC was sitting afk in a cloud. It didn't last long. For some reason I enjoy trouncing Eldar with orks SO HARD. Payback for all that goddamn pulsar!

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Karrick » 04 May 2016, 09:14

Puchert wrote:

I meet a nice girl a few weeks ago on a tabletop-battle


Is this a subtle way of telling us that you whisked her away in your black ship and showed her the full might of the imperium?

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Re: Post the most hilarious things you saw

Postby Puchert » 04 May 2016, 12:55

not really no....

the point was the coincident of the names of her town & the army she played
"We fight & we die in the name of the Emperor. This is how its always have been - and ever will be!
We are the Death Korps of Krieg & we will hold the line!!"


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